"I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog" by Adam Sandler

I was driving along in old mexico,
I got lost and didnt know which way to go,
i was confused i was late and i was in a fog,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
i felt that smush and i said oh Mama,
my lowrider squashed that little chiwawa,
i prayed for forgivness in a cinagougue,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
if i am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks,
unless i can pin it on jack in the box,
ill be wipped and beaten and then ill be flogged,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
his last words were yoku el here mexico,
i flattend that pup and to hell i will go,
i should have skipped driving and went for a jog,
i ran over the taco bell dog,
i ran over the taco bell dog.