"Cookie Monster Parody" by Limp Bizkit

oh ho haha ho ho haha ho ho ho
he came into this world as a muppet
look into these eyes, you'll see that they are googley
big bird in his nest and oscar in his can
ernie is a guy, that lives with another man
HEY
kermit's on the scene, you know it ain't easy bein' green
but
I did it all for the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie
MMM
and you can take that cookie and stick it in my yum stick it
in my yum
did it take so long why did we wait so long to give me
cookie? hmmm?
me got me cookie in my fur 
it is blue, make me purr
me so hungry
does elmo have me cookie?
does gordon have me cookie?
who has got me cookie?
me just a sucker, with chocolate chip in my throat
made a mistake, i should give them a break
my heart'll ache, eat a cookie
cuz I did it all for the cookie
MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM the cookie MMM
and I can take that cookie and stick it in my yum 
stick it in my yam stick it in my yum
BARHLGARRRHLAYHEAMP YHERARMP aRGhh..