"Spy in the House of Love" by Was (Not Was)

The air was filled with suspicion
She poured us two martinis
And tried to guess my mission
I pretended to know nothing
Its best to use discretion
But she turned her floodlight eyes on me
And demanded a confession
I told her I am a spy in the house of love
Gathering clues to be used in the war of the affections
I am a spy in the house of love
I wont be refused Im waiting for your hearts defection
I saw, yes I did, everything that pleased her
I recorded every movement
And plotted how to seize her
I used a tiny camera
I thought Id Japanese her
I made a voodoo doll of her
And sat around and squeezed her
I told her I am a spy in the house of love
Gathering clues to be used in the war of the affections
I am a spy in the house of love
I wont be refused Im waiting for your hearts defection
Ill read your mail
Ill tap your phone
Im on your trail
Youre never alone
One day youll slip up
And leave a lip print on a coffee cup
Im a spy and I just cant help myself