"Venus & Mars Rock Show" by Wings

Sitting in the stand of the sports arena
Waiting for the show to begin
Red lights, green lights, strawberry wine
A good friend of mine follows the stars
Venus and Mars are alright tonight

What's that man holding in his hand
He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when
It's Silly Willy with the Philly band, could be, ooowee

Tell me, what's that man moving cross the stage
It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page
It's like a relic from a different age, could be, ooowee

If there's a rock show at the Concertgebow
They've got long hair at the Madison Square
You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, oh yeah

The lights go down, they're back in town, okay
Behind the stacks you glimpse an axe
The tension mounts, you score an ounce, ole
Temperatures rise as you see the whites of their eyes

If there's a rock show at the Concertgebow
You've got long hair at the Madison Square
They got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, oh yeah

In my green metal suit I'm preparing to shoot up the city
And the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather
pretty
Its a pity there's nobody here to witness the end
Save for my dear old friend and confidante, Madamoiselle
Kitty
Kitty, kiss me, kiss her

What's that man moving to and fro
That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low
But they was louder at the Rainbow
Could be, ooowee

If there's a rock show at the Concertgebow
They've got long hair at the Madison Square
You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, oh yeah

If there's a rock show at the Concertgebow
They've got long hair at the Madison
Rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl
We'll be there, oh yeah