"Bust a Move" by Young MC

This heres a tale for all the fellas
Try to do what those ladies tell us
Get shot down cause youre over zealous
Play hard to get an females get jealous
Ok smartie, go to a party
Girls are stancin the crowd is showin body
A chick walks by you wish you could sex her
But youre standin on the wall like you was Poindexter
Next days function, high class luncheon
Food is served and youre stone cold munchin
Music comes on, people start to dance
But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants
A girl starts walkin, guys start gawkin
Sits down next to you and starts talkin
Says she wanna dance cus she likes the groove
So come on fatso and just bust a move

Youre on a mission and youre wishin
someone could cure youre lonely condition
Youre lookin for love in all the wrong places
Not fine girls just ugly faces
From frustration first inclination
Is to become a monk and leave the situation
But every dark tunnel has a lighter hope
So dont hang yourself with a celibate rope
New movies showin... so youre goin
Could care less about the five youre blowin
Theatre gets dark just to start the show
When you spot a fine woman sittin in the front row
Shes dressed in yellow, she says Hello,
Come sit next to me you fine fellow
You run over there without a second to loose
And what comes next, hey bust a move

If you want it baby youve got it 
Just bust a move

In the city ladies look pretty
Guys tell jokes so they can seem witty
Try to tell a joke just to get some play
Then you try to make a move and she says no way
Girls a fakin ... goodness sakin
They want a man who brings home the bacon
Got no money and you got no car
Then you got no woman and there you are
Some girls are sophistic... materialistic
Looking for a man makes them opportunistic
Theyre lyin on the beach perpetratin a tan
So that a brother with money can be their man
So on the beach youre strollin... real high-rollin
Everything you have is yours and not stolen
A girl runs up with somethin to prove
So dont just stand there, bust a move

Your best friend Harry has a brother Larry
In five days from now hes gonna marry
Hes hopin you can make it there if you can
Cause in the ceremony youll be the best man
You say neato... check your libido
And roll to the church in your new tuxedo
The bride walks down just to start the wedding
And theres one more girl you wont be getting
So you start thinkin, then you start blinkin
A bride maid looks and thinks that youre winkin
She thinks youre kinda cute so she winks back
And now youre feelin really fine cus the girl is stacked
Receptions jumpin, bass is pumpin
Look at the girl and your heart starts thumpin
Says she wants to dance to a different groove
Now you know what to do g, bust a move