"The Murder Mystery" by Velvet Underground

(reed)

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring
memories, both lovely and guiltfree, lurid and lovely with
twilight of ages, luscious and lovely and filthy with
laghter, laconic giggles
Ui fort the passions, in order to justify most spurious
desires, rectify moments, most serious and urgent, to hail
upon the face of most odious time, requiring replies most
facile and vacuous, w
Ords nearly singed, with the heartbeat of passions, spew
forth with the grace of a tart going under, subject of great
concern, noble origin

Right voice (reed, yule)

Denigrate obtuse and active verbs pronouns, skewer the sieve
of optical sewer, release the handle that holds all the
gates up, puncture the eyeballls, that seep all the muck up,
read all the boo
D he people worth reading and still see the muck on the sky
of the ceiling

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Please raise the flag rosy red carpet envy english used here
is messenger is nervous it's no fun at all out here in the
hall

Right voice (reed, yule)

Mister moonlight succulent smooth and gorgeous. isn't it
nice? we're number one and so forth. isn't it sweet being
unique? 

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

For screeching and yelling and various offenses, lower the
queen and bend her over the tub, against the state, the
country, the committe, hold her head under the water please
for an hour, for gr
Ng and spewing and various offenses, puncture the bloat with
the wing of a sparrow, the inverse, the obverse, the
converse,the reverse, the sharpening wing of the edge of a
sparrow, for suitable
Onings too numerous to mention, as the queen is fat she is
devoured by rats there is one way to skin a cat or poison a
rat it is hetero four hear to three forthirightly stated.

Right voice (reed, yule)

Relent and obverse and inverse and perverse and reverse the
inverse of perverse and reverse and reverse an reverse and
reverse and reverse and chop it and pluck it and cut it and
spit it and se
To joy on the edge of a cyclop and spinet it to rage on the
edge of a cylindrical minute.

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Put down that rag simpering, callow and morose who let you
in' if I knew, then I could get out the murder you see is a
mystery to me

Right voice (reed, yule)

Dear mister muse fellow of wit and gentry medieval ruse
filling the shallow and empty, fools that duel duel in
pools.

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

To rembrandt and oswald, to peanuts and ketchup,
sanctimonious sycophants stir in the bushes, up to the stand
with your foot on the Bible as king I must order and
constantly arouse, if you swear
Atch up and throw up and up up, a king full of virgin kiss
me and spin it, excuse to willow and wander dark wonders
divest me of robes-sutures harry and pig meat, the fate of a
nation, rests har
Your bosoms, the king on his throne, puts his hand down his
robe, the torture of inverse and silk screen and harry, and
set the tongue squealing the reverse and inverse

Right voice (reed, yule)

Tantalize poets with visions of grandeur, their faces turn
blue with the reek of the compost, as the livig try hard to
retain what the dead lost, with double dead sickness from
writing at what c
Nd business and business and reverse and reverse and set the
brain reeling the inverse and perverse

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Objections suffice apelike and tactile bassoon oboeing me
cordon the virus' section off to the left is what is not
right

Right voice (reed, yule)

English arcane tantamount here to frenzy passing for me
lascivious elder passion corpulent filth disguised as silk

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Contempt, contempt and contempt for the boredom, I shall
poison the city and sink it with fire, for cordless and
harry and apepig and scissor, the messenger's wig seems
fraught with desire, for
Erry picnics and pince-nez and magpies, the mseenger's
skirt, would you plaese hook it higher, for children and
adults all thos under ninety, how truly disgusting. would
you please put it down' 
Ay in this fray is no condom worth saving, as king I'm quite
just, but it's just quite impossible, a robe and a robe and
a robe and a bat, no double class inverse could make lying
worth dying

Right voice (reed, yule)

With cheap simian melodies, hillbilly outgush, for
illiterate ramblings for cheap understanding the simple the
inverse, the compost, the reverse, the obtuse and stupid,
and business, and busines
D cheap, stupid lyrics, and simple mass reverse while the
real thing is dying

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Accept the pig, enter the owl and gorgeous, king on the
left, it on the right and primping adjusting his nose as he
reads from his scroll
Folksy knockwurst peel back the skin of french and what do
you find? follicles intertwinning, succulent prose wrapped
up in robes

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Off with his head, take his head from his neck off,
requiring memories both lovely and guiltfree, put out his
eyes, then cut his nose off, sanctimonious sycophants stir
in the bushes, scoop out
Rain, put a string where his ears were, all the king's
horses and all the king's men, swing the whole mess at the
end of the wire, scratch out his eyes with the tip of a
razor, let the wire exte
Om the tip of a rose, caroline, caroline, caroline, oh! but
retains the remnants of what once was a nose, pass me my
robe, fill my bath up with water

Right voice (reed, yule)

Jumpsuit and pig meat and making his fortune, while making
them happy with the inverse and obverse and making them
happy and making them happy with the coy and the stupid,
just another dumb lac
Who puts out one thing, while singing the other, but the
real thing's alone and it is no man's brother

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

No one knows no nose is good news and senseless extend the
wine drink here toast to selfless ten year old port is
perfect in court

Right voice (reed, yule)

Safety is nice not an unwise word spoken scary, bad dreams
made safe in lovely songs no doom or gloom allowed in this
room

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Casbah and cascade and rosehip and feeling, cascade and
cyanide, rachaminoff, beethoven skull silly wagon and
justice and perverse and reverse the inverse and inverse and
inverse, blueberry cata
Questionable earnings, hustler's lament and the rest will in
due cry, to battle and scramble and browbeat and hurt while
chewing on minstrels and choking on dirt, disease please
seems the order
E day, please the king, please the king, please the king
day, casbah and cascade and rosehip and feeling, point of
order return the king here to the ceiling

Right voice (reed, yule)

Oh, not to be whistled or studied or hummed or remembered at
nights, when the I is alone, but to skewer and ravage and
savage and split with the grace of a diamond, bellicose wit,
to stun and t
Gger with words as such stone, that those who do hear cannot
again return home

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Razzamatazz, there's nothing on my shoulder, lust is a must,
shaving my head's made me bolder, will you kindly read what
it was I brought thee

Right voice (reed, yule)

Hello to ray, hello to godiva and angel, who let you in'
isn't it nice the party? aren't the lights pretty at night? 

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Sick leaf and sorrow and pincers net-scissors, regard and
refrain from the daughters of marriage, regards for the
elders and youngest in carriage, regard and regard for the
inverse and perverse
Bverse, and diverse, of reverse and reverse, regard from the
sick, the dumb, and the camel from pump's storing water,
like brain is too marrow to x-ray and filthy and cutting and
peeling to skin
To skin and to bone and to structure to livid and pallid and
turgid and structured and structured and structured and
structured and structured and regard and refrain, the sick
and the dumb, inve
Reverse and perverse

Right voice (reed, yule)

Contempt, contempt, and contempt for the seething for
writhing and reeling and two-bit reportage, for sick with
the body and sinister holy, the drown burst blue babies now
dead on the seashore,
Alorous horseman, who hang from the ceiling, the pig on the
carpet, the dusty pale jissom, that has no effect for the
sick with the see-saw, the inverse, obverse converse,
reverse of reverse the
Rse and converse of reverse and perverse and sweet
pyrotechnics, and let's have another of inverse, converse,
diverse, perverse and reverse, hell's graveyard is damned as
they chew on their brai
He slick and the scum, reverse, inverse and perverse

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Plowing while it's done away dumb and ready pig meat sick
upon the carpet climb into the casket safe within the
parapet sack is in the parapet pigs are out and growling
slaughter by the seashore
The lifeguard drowning sea is full of fishes fish's full of
china china plates are falling all fall down sick and shiny
carpet lie before my eyes eyes lead me to the ceiling walk
upon the wall w
Ender as the green grass drink the whisky horror see the
young girls dancing flies upon the beaches beaches are for
sailors nuns across the sea-wall black hood horseman raging
swordsman eating f
R

Right voice (reed, yule)

Sick upon the staircase sick upon the staircase blood upon
the pillow climb into the parapet see the church bells
gleaming knife that scrapes a sick plates of dentures full
of air holes the tail
Uldn't mend straight shoot her full of air holes climbing up
the casket take me to the casket teeth upon her red throat
screw me in the daisies rip apart her holler snip the seas
fantastic treat
Like a sailor full and free and nervous out to make his
fortune either this or that way sickly or in good health
piss upon a building like a dog in training teach to heel or
holler yodel on a si
Ng down upon the carpet

Left voice (morrison, tucker)

Fire on the carpet set the house ablazing seize and bring it
flaming gently to the ground ground dizzy bell miss fortune
fat and full of love-juice drip it on the carpet down below
the fire hose
And whisky fortune sail me to the moon, dear drunken dungeon
sailors headless roman horsemen the king and queen are empty
their heads are in the outhouse fish upon the water bowl
upon the savio
Oothless wigged laureate plain and full of fancy name upon a
letterhead impressing all wheatgerm love you for a nickel
ball you for a quarter set the casket flaming do not go
gentle blazing

Right voice (reed, yule)

Tickle polyester sick within the parapet screwing for a
dollar sucking on a fire-hose chewing on a rubber line tied
to chairs and rare bits pay another player oh you're such a
good lad here's an
Dollar tie him to the bedpost sick with witches' covens
craving for a raw meat bones upon the metal sick upon the
circle down upon the carpet down upon the carpet down below
the parapet waiting
Your bidding pig upon the carpet tumescent railroad
neuro-anaesthesia analog ready for a good look drooling at
the birches swinging from the birches succulent nebraska