"Avocado" by Weird Al Yankovic

[parody of desperado by the eagles]
Avocado,
What makes you think you're so holy? 
You're gonna be guacamole before too long.

Oh, you're a green one,
You know that you're out of season.
You'd better let somebody eat you,
Let somebody eat you.
Ya better let somebody eat you
Before it's too late.