"Neden Game" by Insane Clown Posse

Voice of host: lets meet contestant number one he's a
skitzophranic serial killa klown who says women love his
sexy smile lets see if his charm will work on sharon sharon,
what's your question for
Er 1? 
Sharon: number 1, I belive first impressions last forever if
u were to eat dinner with me and my

Family, how would you make it last forever? 
Hmm well lets see I'd have to think about it I might show up
in a tux ha! but I doubt it I'd probably just show up naked
like I always do and look your mama in the eye and tell her
fuck you! hurry
Itch I'm hungry I smell spaghetti, I pinch her loopy ass and
tell her get the food ready your dad would probably start
trippin, and get me pissed, I'd have to walk up and bust him
in the fuckin li
Ts dinnertime! were hearin grace from your mother I pull a
forty out and pour some for your little brother I'm steady
starin at your sister, ill tell ya this, ya know for only 13
she got some big
! after that, your dad would try to jump again, but only
this time I'd put the 40 to his chin after your

Mom dies the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fuck her
till I nut in my underwear

~~~applause~~~

Host: now lets meet contestant number 2 he's a psychopathic
deranged crackhead freak who works for the dark carnival he
says women call him stretch nutz sharon, lets hear your
question...

Sharon: I like a man whos not afraid to show his true
emotion a man who expresses himself in his own special way
number 2, if u were to fall in love with me, how would you
show me that you care? 

First thing, I could never love you, you sound like a witchy
bitch yo fuck you!! but if I did, I'd probably show you that
I care by takin all these mutha fuckas outta here I'd go
through your phon
K, and whack em all, then find contestant number one and
break his fuckin jaw (what!!? ? ) anyone that looked at you
would have to pay, I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day
I'd grab your titties
Stretch em down past your waist, let em go and watch em both
spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya the best I
can get ya naked and hit it like a cave man!! we go to tha
beach and walk
Ugh the sand I throw a little in your face and say I'm just
playin as you spit it all out, I rub your back, and grab
your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!!

~~~laughter and applause~~~

Host: well it sounds like contestant number 2 is just
overflowing with sensitivity, sharon it's a tough choice so
far, sharon lets have your last question to find out whos
gonna have the rights t
R neden

Sharon: ok, if we were at a dance club, and you both noticed
me at the same time, tell me, how would you each get my
attention and what would your pick up line be who ever'sthe
smoothest wins!!

First, I'd sliiide up the bar, and tell ya that I cant
believe how fuckin fat you are I'd say I like the way you
make your titties shake, and if you lost a little weight
you'd look like ricki lake

Fuck that!! youd be jackin me quick, I'd order you a drink ,
and stir it with my dick, and then to get your attention in
a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nutz in
your face

Yeah freak her with your nutz, yo, that'll get her

Tell her that she's fat, yeah that'll work even better

Look, fuck you, I got a strong rap shit you don't want
contestant number two he's mad whack, I walked in a barn,
and there he was, standin up on a bucket hooough tryin to
fuck it it was big fuckin
Ly ass farm llama

Damn dawg!! how ya gonna diss your mama? ? 

~~~champagne popping and laughing~~~