"If I Had $1,000,000" by Barenaked Ladies

If I had a $1,000,000
(If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you a house
(I would buy you a house)
If I had a $1,000,000
(If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you furniture for your house
(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman)
And if I had a $1,000,000
(If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you a K-Car
(A nice Reliant automobile)
If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love 

If I had a $1,000,000
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
If I had $1,000,000
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1,000,000
Maybe we could put like a little tiny fridge in there
somewhere
You know, we could just go up there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
There would be already laid out foods for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things 

If I had $1,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000)
I'd buy you a fur coat
(But not a real fur coat that's cruel)
And if I had $1,000,000
(If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Like a llama or an emu)
And if I had $1,000,000
(If I had a $1,000,000)
I'd buy you John Merrick's remains
(All them crazy elephant bones)
And If I had $1,000,000 I'd buy your love  

If I had a $1,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a $1,000,000
We'd take a limousine 'cause it costs more.
If I had a $1,000,000
We wouldn't have to eat Kraft Dinner
But we would eat Kraft Dinner
Of course we would, we'd just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That's right, all the fanciest dijon ketchups
Mmmmmm 

If I had $1,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000)
I'd buy you a green dress
(But not a real green dress, that's cruel)
And if I had $1,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000)
I'd buy you some art
(A Picasso or a Garfunkel)
If I had $1,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000)
I'd buy you a monkey
(Haven't you always wanted a monkey?)  

If I had $1,000,000
I'd buy your love 

If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000
If I had $1,000,000, If I had $1,000,000
I'd be rich