"Carpet Man" by 5th Dimension

When you see some
Puddles on the ground
You lay down so she don't
Have to walk around

You think that will
Protect her from the rain
But you'll never ever
Stop the pain

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She walks all over you
(She walks all over you)
You know she can
(She knows she can)
You're the carpet man
You're the carpet man

You take such care to
Keep that girls feet clean
Like she's some kind of figurine
The world's so far below her
It's not her scene
And so she uses you
To stand between

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I would think you'd get tired
Of hurting every now and then
(Every now and then)
It's no good down there
That's for certain
And carpets do get thin

And that's when they
Have to be thrown away
That's what she'll say
To herself some sunny day

And she'll say
Come to my wedding
And of course, you do
And then the groom and her
Will have a dance on you

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Carpet man, carpet man...