Fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking
too much
Regular exercise at the gym, 3 days a week
Getting on better with your associate employee
contemporaries at ease
Eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats
A patient better driver, a safer car, baby smiling in back
seat
Sleeping well, no bad dreams, no paranoia
Careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the
plughole
Keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then
Will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall
Favors for favors, fond but not in love
Charity standing orders on sundays ring road supermarket
No killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants
Car wash, also on sundays, no longer afraid of the dark or
midday shadows
Nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate nothing so
childish
At a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of
escape
Now self-employed, concerned, but powerless
An empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not
idealism
Will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that
grip in the wet
Shot of baby strapped in back seat, a good memory still
cries at a good film
Still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic like a
cat tied to a stick
That's driven into frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh
at weakness
Calm fitter, healthier and more productive a pig in a cage
on antibiotics
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