"Stranger Than Fishin" by Nofx

Got a no string guitar, got a
Sunn beta head, I'm a rock & roll
Star, I ain't no musician some things
Stranger than fishin, got a
Beat on a drum no how to sing
Outta key got some illegal drugs
I ain't no musician some things
Are weird I know what I am
Weigh out another gram
Some of us have all the luck
No matter how much we fucking suck