"I Wouldn't Want to Be Like You" by Alan Parsons Project

If I had a mind to
I wouldn't wanna think like you
And if I had a time to
I wouldn't wanna talk to you

I don't care what you do
I wouldn't want to be like you, yeah

If I was high class
I wouldn't need a buck to pass
And if I was a fall guy
I wouldn't need no alibi

I don't care what you do
I wouldn't want to be like you
Woah woah woah

Back on the bottom line
Digging for a lousy dime, yeah
If I hit a mother lode
I'd cover anything that showed
Oh woah woah

I don't care what you do
I wouldn't want to be like you
Oh ooh woah
I don't care what you do
I wouldn't wanna
I wouldn't want to be like you