"The Beating of a High School Janitor" by Adam Sandler

And now, the sever beating of a high school janitor.

[mopping sounds]
Mop, mop, mop
All day long
Mop, mop, mop
While I sing this song

[sound of someone walking towards him]
Gonna wax the floor
Gonna make it shine
Gonna take of the spray paint
With turpentine

Hey! don't walk there! I just mopped!
[person walking quickly towards him]
[beating sounds]
Hey!
[beating sounds]
Get offa me!
[beating sounds]
That's my bucket!
[beating sounds]
Let go of my side burns!
[beating sounds]
[sound of falling down into glass]