"The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal" by Adam Sandler

Performed by adam sandler and jon

Contributed by chris durkin

Adam: and the now the excited southerner orders a meal at
his favorite
Diner.

Waiter: hi, what can I get you today? 

Excited southerner: hi, how are you...i was...if you could,
tell me, if you...eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la
carte, if you see the...i
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the
different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the
and...I'm watching my
Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could
broil...i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...i wanted to mix the
ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out
a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried
steak...the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

Waiter: I'll come back when you're ready.

Excited southerner: hoooo...