"Ballad Of John & Yoko, The" by Beatles

Standing in the dock at Southampton 
Trying to get to Holland or France 
The man in the mac 
Said you've got to go back 
You know they didn't 
Even give us a chance 

(CHORUS)
Christ, you know it ain't easy 
You know how hard it can be 
The way things are going 
They're going to crucify me 

Finally made the plane into Paris 
Honeymooning down by the Seine 
Peter Brown called to say 
You can make it okay
You can get married in 
Gibraltar near Spain 

(CHORUS)

Drove from Paris 
To the Amsterdam Hilton 
Talking in our beds for a week 
The newspapers said
Say what you doing in bed 
I said we're only trying 
To get us some peace 

(CHORUS)

Saving up your money for a rainy day 
Giving all your clothes to charity 
Last night the wife said
Oh boy, when you're dead 
You don't take nothing with you 
But your soul, think 

Made a lightning trip to Vienna 
Eating chocolate cake in a bag 
The newspapers said 
She's gone to his head 
They look just like two gurus in drag 

(CHORUS)

Caught the early plane 
Back to London 
Fifty acorns tied in a sack 
The men from the press said 
We wish you successs 
It's good to have the both of you back 

(CHORUS)

The way things are going 
They're going to crucify me