"Little Blue Man, The" by Betty Johnson

One morning when I was out shopping
Though youll find it hard to believe
A little blue man came out of the crowd
And timidly tugged at my sleeve.

I wuv you! I wuv you! said the little blue man
I wuv you!  I wuv you to bits.
I wuv you!  He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

I hurried back to my apartment
I rushed in and I closed the door
But there on the desk stood the little blue man
Who started to tell me once more

I wuv you! I wuv you! said the little blue man
I wuv you!  I wuv you to bits.
I wuv you!  He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

For weeks after that I was haunted
Though no one could seehim but me
Right by my side was the little blue man
Wherever I happened to be.

One evening in wild desperation
I rushed to a rooftop in town
And over the side pushed the little blue man
Who sang to me all the way down

I wuv you! I wuv you! said the little blue man
I wuv you!  I wuv you to bits.
I wuv you!  He loved me said the little blue man
And scared me right out of my wits.

I whispered, Thank goodness thats over!
I smiled as I hurried outside
But there on the street stood the little blue man
Who said with a tear in his eye

I dont wuv you anymore!