"Crazy Love" by Adam Sandler

Performed by adam sandler and lisa mordente

Transcribed by the brave raven.

Adam: you don't mind that I think everybody's a robot and
all my conversations are being recorded
Lisa: and you don't mind that all of my pants are way too
short on me and I also stabbed someone with a pair of
scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
Adam: and you don't care that I collect dead animals from
the side of the road then pretend they're alive and think
I'm a famous football player
Lisa: and you don't have a problem with me when I follow
people I've never met before and force them to look at the
portrait of neil diamond I have tattooed on my back
Adam: it's very pretty, baby
Both:
Well you must have been sent from above
You're all that I can think of
You're just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
Adam: well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit to
bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until
I fall asleep
Lisa: blah bloo blah bloo bloo
Adam: thank you
Lisa: and you don't make fun of me 'cause I still make out
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a ufo
for two and a half years
Adam: I believe you sugarpie
Both:
'cause our love is right on track
I'm yours, your mine it's a fact
Don't forget to take your prozac
My crazy love
Adam: well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn't even there
Lisa: oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
wonder woman underwear
Adam: I didn't care babe I know I never had a job 'cause I'm
afraid to talk to people 'cause I know that they're all
robots who are seeking information
Lisa: they can't fool you sweetheart and I know that you
know that I'm the one who burned my cousin chester's house
to the ground but you told the cops we were out ballroom
dancing when the came
Questioned you
Adam: I ain't no fink, dollface
Both:
'cause we know that it's true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
Lisa: my crazy, crazy love
(spoken to end)
Adam: oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
Lisa: I feel the same way would you throw some macaroni on
me? 
Adam: oh yeah, here you go
(splurt)