"Monsterpussy" by Vaselines

Monsterpuss, monsterpuss,
Meow, my monsterpuss,
Monsterpuss, monsterpuss,
Meow, my monsterpuss,

I'm gonna skin it and wear it as a hat,
On my head, everyday when it's dead.

I'm gonna skin it and wear it as gloves,
On my hands, everyday when it's dead.

I'm gonna skin it and wear it as a scarf,
Around my neck, everyday when it's dead.