"Descendent's Song (I'm Not A Loser)" by Voodoo Glow Skulls

think that i'm a loser cause my pants are really too low
think that i'm a slob cause i got holes in my shoes think my
cock is like i like my dirty shirt well you can fuck off
cause i'm working sixty a week you think that life is really
tough when your pappy won't buy you a brand new car take a
girl out she won't fuck you after you just brought her a
gram of coke you spent all your money on shitty coke i'm not
a loser! that's right, i'm not a loser! cruise down the
boulevard wasting mommy's gas while you're looking for kicks
on friday night you're only goal in life is to smoke a joint
and decide how you're gonna get laid tonight you are a
fucking son-of-a-bitch you arrogant asshole your pants are
too tight you fucking homo you suck, mr. buttfuck you don't
belong here go away you fucking gay i'm not a loser!