"Mama Getting High On Chardonnay" by Blue Meanies

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Mama getting high on Chardonnay 
Mama getting high on Chardonnay 
Sleeps all night and she drinks all day 
Mama getting high on Chardonnay 

Mama send the kids off to school. 
Mama send the husband too. 
Pack their bags. 
Pack their bags. 
Mama got a plan that the day won't drag. 
Dreams of the days of the beauty cup. 
Pop the cork with a sunny side up. 
Count my nerves. 
Count my nerves away, away with the Chardonnay! 

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Feeling better. 
Spirits slip down. 
Supervise the manicured lawn. 
Sip a little here. 
Sip a little there. 
Wave to the neighbor with the lawn chair stare. 
The day scoots by with the TV on. 
The radio stuck on one-o-one. 
Danielle cashes on her son. 
It's all she needs to have her fun! 

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The day is bright as freedom's light. 
Let's all toast to the housewives' plight. 
Suburban wives. 
Suburban wives. 
Escapees to the perfect life. 

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