"Smash The Magnavox" by Blue Meanies

smash the magnavox sister had a birthday it won't be
televised brothers bright ideas they won't be televised mom
served a cup of coffee to a dad who wouldn't kissee and it
won't be televised no it won't be televised televised smash
the magnavox mama's typing memos daddies welding pipes i was
playing hookie or instigating fights that my brother backed
me up on back when we were tight and it won't be televised
no it won't be televised televised all you people look the
same all your houses look the same wondering all about
wandering all about all your places all your faces mama gave
three lives it won't be televised daddy dug three holes it
won't be televised for an average kind of family with an
average plot of land not a sitcom plan that's a perfect sham
televised smash the magnavox