"Dungeons And Drag Queens (In 3 Measures) -3" by Holy Molar

Suddenly a bloody hand seized me. What a grip! From behind a
black veil two lips uttered in a lisp: "Noble night! I
shall launch my lance into thine innards.... How 'bout a
change? Art thou not a beginner? Now bend over swiftly you
artful beginner!" My , such feelings overcame me, such
phantoms in my head! I turned swiftly to kiss my new love
only to see a skeleton of the dead!