"Junco Partner" by Harry Connick, Jr.

Down the road, come a junco partner 
He was loaded as could be 
He was knocked-out, knocked-out loaded 
And he was singin' this song to me


Six months, he said ain't no sentence 
One year, ain't no time 
They've got boys locked up in Angola, well
Servin' one year to ninety-nine


If I had a million dollars 
Let me tell you what I'd do 
I would buy (buy buy buy) the land around Angola 
And plant a nice weed garden 'til the year 2002


I want whiskey whiskey whiskey when I'm thirsty 
I want water when I'm dry 
I want my lover when I'm lonely 
Give me a little heroin before I die 
throw in a little cocaine before I die
on the side