"Bridge And Tunnel Authority" by Less Than Jake

i remember every bridge i ever jumped off blindly
And all my boring stories keep reminding me 

'cause in all honesty i used to be an authority 
on irony and remembering my broken dreams and everything
that used to be around
and it's not so complicated to explaine why these feelings
faded

please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity and keep me out
of my sobriety 14 and 23, 
bridge and tunnel authority will keep me out of my sobriety

I say we just celebrate (I say we just celebrate)
And all my past mistakes and all my too little to lates 

'cause in all honesty i used to be an authority 
on irony and remembering my broken dreams and everything
that used to be around

And did i ever mention that i've lost al my best intentions

please pass some sanity, saint of mediocrity and keep me out
of my sobriety 14 and 23, 
bridge and tunnel authority will keep me out of my sobriety