"Illegal Alien" by Genesis

Got out of bed
Wasn't feeling too good
With my wallet and my passport
A new pair of shoes

The sun is shining
So I head for the park
With a bottle of Tequila
And a new pack of cigarettes

I got a cousin
And she got a friend
Who thought that her aunt
Knew a man who could help

At his apartment
I knocked on the door
He wouldn't come out
Until he got paid

Now don't tell anybody
What I wanna do
If they find out you know that
They'll never let me through

Cause it's no fun
Being an illegal alien, no
It's no fun being an illegal alien

Down at the office
Had to fill out the forms
A pink one, a red one
The colors you choose

Up to the counter
To see what they think
They said, it doesn't count, man
It ain't written in ink

I don't trust anybody
Least not around here

Cause it's no fun
Being an illegal alien
I tell you, it's no fun
Being an illegal alien
No no no no no
It's no fun being an illegal alien
I mean it when I tell ya that
It's no fun being an illegal alien

An illegal alien, okay

Consideration for your fellow man
Would not hurt anybody
It sure fits in with my plan

Over the border
There lies the promised land
Where everything comes easy
You just hold out your hand

Keep your suspicions
I've seen that look before
But I ain't done nothing wrong now
Is that such a suprise

But I've got a sister
Who'd be willing to oblige
She will do anything now
To help me get to the outside

So don't tell anybody
What I wanna do
If they find out you know that
They'll never let me through

Because it's no fun
Being an illegal alien
I tell you, it's no fun
Being an illegal alien
And it's getting me down
It's no fun being an illegal alien
No no no no no, it's no fun
Being an illegal alien
Yeah yeah yeah

It's no fun (it's not much fun)
Being an illegal alien, I tell you that
It's no fun being an
Illegal alien, I tell you
It's no fun being an
Illegal alien, no, no, no
It's no fun (not bloody much fun)
Being an illegal alien, no no no
It's no fun being an illegal alien
It's not very much fun......