"She's Way Too Cute For Him" by Nelson

I was hangin' with my buddies at the No-tell Motel bar 
Solvin' every problem in the world with a drink and an
imitation Cuban cigar. 
When in walked an angel built for sin, 
On the arm of somethin' that the cat drug in... 
M- hmm, she's way too cute for him. 

That boy's gotta have something 
But it's nothin' I can see 
Is it a Swiss account? a fancy car? 
Or a well-heeled family tree? 
Don't wanna get too down on that poor li'l guy 
who must be Eddie Van Halen in a great disguise 
'Cause a girl like that can name her who or when 
She's way too cute for him

What's he got that I ain't got? 
I'm ready and willin' to learn 
Just give me one more shot 'cause like it or not 
Right now he's got her! 

Is he some kind of surgeon imported from France? 
Does he move like Michael Jackson when she gets him to
dance? 
Does he sing like Sinatra? 
Does he spend like Trump? 
What's a queen like that doin' with Forest Gump? 
Does he always take the checker at the Indy 5? 
Hold some kind of record as the oldest alive? 
Must be CIA, or have some high powered friends 
She's way too cute for him 
Somebody give me a clue, help me understand 
That girl's way too cute for him!