"WOLD" by Harry Chapin

Hello Honey, its me
What did you think when you heard me back on the radio?
What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost
daddy-o?
Remember how we listened to the radio
And I said Thats the place for me
And how I got the job as an FM Jock the day you married me?
We were two kids and I was was into AM rock
But I just had to run around
Its been eight years since I left you babe
Let me tell you bout whats gone down
CHORUS
I am the morning DJ on WOLD
Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be
The bright good-morning voice whos heard but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen
The drinking I did on my last big gig made my voice go low
They said that they liked the younger sound when they let me
go
So I drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma to do me a late
night talk show
Now I worked my way back home again, via Boise, Idhao
Thats how this business goes
CHORUS
Ive been making extra money playing high school sock hops
Im a big time guest MC
You should hear me talking to the little children
And listen what they say to me
Got a spot on the top of my head, begging for a new toupee
And a tire on my gut from sitting on my
But theyre never gonna go away
Sometimes I get this crazy dream
That I just drive off in my car
But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still say where
you are
Ive been thinking that I should quit disk jockeying
And start that record store
Maybe I could settle down if yould take me back once more
OK Honey, I see
I guess hes better than me
Sure, Old Girl, I understand
You dont have to worry, Im such a happy man
WOLD, WOLD, WOL, WOL, WOLDDD
I am the morning DJ on KHJ
Playing all the hits for you Playing them night and day
The bright good morning voice whos heard but never seen
Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen
I am the morning DJ on WOLD