"Museum" by Herman's Hermits

I drink sweet wine for breakfast
I sleep but an hour or so
I smiled a little in the silence
Deciding on where to go 
Meet me under the whale 
In the Natural History Museum
I think thats where she said
A little bit sad about having to leave them
Yawning in the sun
Its like a child I run

Dont do it if you dont want to 
I wouldnt do a thing like that
No, dont do it if you dont want to 
I wouldnt do a thing like that

So little do you think of beauty 
Isnt it a shame what ho
Maybe you should go get your flowerin
And make all your troubles go 
There she stood in drag
A looking cool in astrakhan
Shes huggin a little white dog
Said I looked like Peter pan 
Yawning in the sun
Its like a child I run

Dont do it if you dont want to 
I wouldnt do a thing like that
No, dont do it if you dont want to 
I wouldnt do a thing like that
So dont do it if you dont want to 
I wouldnt do a thing like that
Dont do it if you dont want to