"Don't Call Us, We'll Call You" by Jerry Corbetta

Long distance directry assistance area code 212
Say hey A & R this is mister rhythm and blues
He said hello and put me on hold
To say the least the cat was cold
He said dont call us child well call you.

I said you got my number
He said yeah I got it when you walked in the door
Dont call us, well call you
Dont call us, well call you.

I got your name from a friend of a friend 
 who said he used to work with you
Remember the all night creature from stereo ninety two
Yeah I said could you relate to our quarter track tape
You know the band performs in the nude
He said uh huh dont call us child well call you.

Listen kid you paid for the call
You aint bad but weve heard it all before
Yeah it sounds like John, Paul and George

Any way we cut a hit and we toured a bit 
  with a song he said he couldnt use.
And now he calls and begs and crawls
Its telephone deja vu
We got percentage points and lousy joints
  and all the glitter we can use
Mama so uh huh dont call us, now well call you.

Listen kid you paid for the call
You aint bad but Ive heard it all before
Dont call us, well call you.