"T.V. Dinner" by Kid Rock

Someone channel surfin:

[Channel 1:] Where'd ya get the beauty scar tough
guy, eatin pussy
[Channel 2:] Yeah, that's a naughty, naughty,
naughty, no-no baby, baby, baby
[Channel 3:] This guy is really hot
[Channel 4:] Gosh it's hot
[Channel 5:] It looks and feels natural, just like a
part of you
[Channel 6:] The trouble with you is, your alergic to
motown bellisle, bellisle
[Channel 7:] LSD
[Channel 8:] Man, it's a real shame when people be
throwin away a perfecty good white bot like that