"Short Fat Fannie" by Larry Williams

I was slippin and slidin with a long tall Sally
Peekin and a hidin,duck back in the alley
Dont wanna rip it up,dont wanna dance with Annie
Ive got a brand new lover name is Short Fat Fannie

One day while I was visitn at HeartBreak Hotel
Thats where I met Fannie and she sure looked swell
I told her that I loved her and Id never leave
She put her arms around me, gave me fever

 Shes my tutti fruiti,I love the child so
She watch me like a hound dog everywhere I go
Whenever Im around her Im on my ps and qs
She might step on my blue suede shoes

Well at a honky tonk party just the other night
Fannie got jealous and she started a fight
At the club I was dancin with MaryLou
I had to call Jim Dandy to the rescue 

Short Fat Fannie shes my hearts desire
Short Fat Fannie sets my soul on fire
On Monday we were married on Blueberry Hill
Now were so happy and I love her still