"I'm a Woman" by Maria Muldaur

I can wash out forty-four pairs of socks
And have them hangin out on the line
I can starch and iron two dozen shirts
Before you can count from one to nine
I can scoop up a great big dipper 
Full of lard from the drippins can
Throw it in the skillet, go out and do my 
Shopping and be back before it melts in the pan
Cause Im a woman
Double U O M A N
Ill say it again

I can rub and scrub till this old house 
Is shinin like a dime
Feed the baby, grease the car and 
Powder my face at the same time
Get all dressed up, go out and swing
Till four a.m. and then
Lay down at five, jump up at six 
And start all over again
Cause Im a woman
Double U O M A N
Ill say it again

If you come to me sickly, you know 
Im gonna make you well
If you come to me hexed up, 
You know Im gonna break the spell
If you come to me hungry, 
You know Im gonna fill you full o grits
If its lovin youre lackin, Ill kiss you
And give you the shiverin fits
Cause Im a woman
Double U O M A N
Ill say it again

I can stretch a greenback dollar bill
From here to kingdom come
I can play the numbers, pay my bills
And still end up with some
I got a twenty dollar gold piece says
There aint nothin I cant do
I can make a dress out of a feed bag
And I can make a man out of you
Cause Im a woman
Double U O M A N
Ill say it again
Cause Im a woman
Double U O M A N
And thats all