"7 Foot Man" by Adam Sandler

I'm the 7 foot man, 
I've commited no crime, 
Bumping my head into doorways, 
It happens all the time, 
I'm 7 feet tall, 
And I repeat, 
They dont make a ski boot that can fit my feet, 
I'm 7 feet tall, 
And I dont play basketball, 

I'm 7 feet tall, 
But I'm still just a man, 
So of course it hurts me a lot, 
When I walk into the ceiling fan, 
Small people say I wish I was him, 
But its been nine years since I've had a trim, 
The barber says, 
I cant reach the top of his head, 

7 foot man, 
(ha ha)I cannot hide, 
7 foot man, 
I know cause I've tried, 
7 foot man, 
My last girlfriend died, 
Because my penis, 
Is 7 foot wide!!!!!!!!! 

So the next time you see me, 
Walking around, 
And my head is right about to hit a tree branch, 
Tell me to duck down, 
And I'll pay you back , 
Soon you will see, 
By getting you frisbee down from that tree, 
I do what i can, 
I'm the 7 foot man, 

7 foot man, 
7 foot man