"The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview" by Adam Sandler

[Adam Sandler]:
And now the excited Southerner has a job interview.

[Man]:
So why don't you tell me why you would be an asset to this
company.

[Excite Southerner]:
...Good question, I have a good answer for that...first
first first of all I am 
a very...very hard work...vocational skills...I went
to...willing to work on a 
holidays...I had a tango and mirumba lessons...learning to
get along with other 
people...but I'm sorry I got my G.E.D....with a
overtime...time and a 
half...speakin in two languages...Spanish and a...a..another
one....and I and 
and...loyal like a dog...tell you that much...willin to
start at the 
bottom...and also willing...to stay there...your
intestines...completely 
flawless...drug-free with a...whoo-wee..good references...if
you call my last 
boss...he was..actually he was gonna inform me...with a...I
got no dependence 
with the W-2 form...and I was wondering..

[Man]:
You know what? That's great but uh we don't have anything
open right now. 
Thanks for comin' down.

[Excited Southerner]:
Cool.

[Man]:
Are you alright?