"Facility Girls" by Marc Almond

She's a secretary in the daytime
A modern Venus
On the eighth floor

She's a secretary in the daytime
A bright young thing
With a promising career

She's got the ability
She's got the facilities
She's got the ability
She's got the facilities

She's a secretary in the daytime
A model beauty
At the typewriter

She's a secretary in the daytime
A smile at the boss
And she's doing fine

She's got the ability
She's got the facilities
She's got the ability
She's got the facilities

She's a secretary in the daytime
She's a secretary in the daytime