"Here Comes My Wife" by Cat Stevens

Well here comes my wife 
and that's the story of my life 
she haunts me though she don't want me 
She follows badly in disguise 
but it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin' 
She looks like dyin' on me 
  
Her father's rich, I think a millionaire 
but money doesn't make him better 
it just makes him better to be there 
So, you can tell him that its quite alright with me 
no no, it's quite alright with me 
  
Well here comes my wife 
and that's the story of my life 
she haunts me though she don't want me 
She follows badly in disguise 
but it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin' 
she looks like dyin' on me 
  
See that shadow dancin' on the floor 
She's coming up behind me 
How I'd love to tell her she's a bore, 
but I tell her that it's quite alright, no no, it's quite
alright with me 
  
Well here comes my wife 
and that's the story of my life 
she haunts me though she don't want me 
She follows badly in disguise 
but it's not hard to recognize her 'cause she's cryin' 
she looks like dyin' on me..... 
oooh  oohh