"Keith B Real I" by Will Smith

I am keith b real story breaker keeping it real here I'm in
some chinese mans theatre and this brother is keeping it
real damn ridiculous this is belemptious we go people up
here posing as slaves and ice and everything this is
ridiculous wait a minute is that jada pinkett excuse me jada
over here hi
Hey I'm keith b real keeping it real as usual I got some
questions I need to ask you girl
Sure
How long do you think this Will Smith hypothermia is gonna
last
Uh hypothermia
Yea look it up man do you guys read
Well you know I think Will is very talented and I think
he'll be successful at anything he puts his mind too 
Well I been checking out his vertebrae he don't look like he
can slang it like no man
Man I would tour your little ah
If you would have read my motivational tapes you wouldn't
have done that it talks about that on page thirty seven
Uh excuse me charlie mack please handle this
Charlie you need to stop grabbing up on me anyway this is
keith b real be right back