"Ape Call" by Nervous Norvus

Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom 
ze-ze-ze-zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom. 

Back in history before time began 
All the real cool cats had a solid plan 
When they dug a nervous chick they all, to a man, went 
Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! 

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah 
You wanna be cool man' Go ape! 

The almighty Joe swingin through the trees 
Was the king of everything that roosted in the leaves 
But when he saw a girl ape, a-hangin in the breeze, he went 
Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! 

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah 
You like to be hip boy? Go ape! 

A big dinosaur was a long, tall lizard 
He drift through the jungle like a slow blizzard 
But when he got a double take at a lady lizard, he did 
Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! 

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah 
You wanna be sharp cat? Go ape 

A pterodactyl was a flyin fool 
Just a... - I thought Id break 
in and tell you what a pterodactyl was. Well, it was sort of
a stork 
lookin bat with sharp teeth that cruised around lookin
for... say, we 
havent changed a bit, have we cats? 

A pterodactyl was a flyin fool 
Just a breeze flappin daddy of the old school 
But a mama dactyl could sure make him drool 
Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! 

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah 
Dont be square Joe. Go ape! 

Now old papa tiger was the boss of the Nile 
Just a sport model cat with a solid style 
He was old King Cool til a girl tiger smiled 
Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! 

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah 
Bees warts daddio, go ape! 

Adam was the first boy in the land 
A big malaroony daddy with an iron hand 
But when little Eva said, Hiya Man 
Aaaaah - eee - yaaah! 

Ape call, doodly - ah - bah 
Dont be a cube, rube. Go ape! 

So remember to ape! 
Call today .... yeah! 
Aaaaah - eee - yaaah!