"Holiday Greetings 1988" by Weird Al Yankovic

Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic. 
Remember, if you have one or two of those traditional
blueberry daiquiris 
this holiday season, please, let somebody else drive

Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, 
urging you to remember the true meaning of the Christmas
season, 
and also to buy as many copies of my new album as you
possibly can! 
Ah-HAHAHAHA! AH-HA! Heh

This is "Weird Al" Yankovic! 
Go ahead, go ahead! 
Have a Merry Christmas, see if I care