"That's How Much I Love You" by Pat Boone

Well if I had a nickel, I know what I would do
I'd spend it all on candy and I'd give it all to you
I'd spend it all on candy and I'd give it all to you
'Cause that's how much I love you baby
That's how much I love you

And if you were a kitten with pretty glossy furs
I'd pick you up and stroke you and listen to you purr
I'd pick you up and stroke you and listen to you purr
'Cause that's how much I love you baby
That's how much I love you

And if you were a horsefly and I an old gray mare
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair
I'd stand and let you bite me and never move a hair
'Cause that's how much I love you baby
That's how much I love you

Well if you were a tiger I'd hang around your den
I'd paster you my honey until you let me in
I'd paster you my honey until you let me in
'Cause that's how much I love you baby
That's how much I love you

Well if you wanna marry now let me tell you what
We'll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot
We'll go and find a parson and let him tie the knot
'Cause that's how much I love you baby
That's how much I love you