"You Got The Job" by Bif Naked

if smiling raver chubby girls with fragrant barretted blond
curls won't lead you to stray...
you got the job! 
if you don't mind cigarette smoke or my addiction to diet
coke and sex night and day...
you got the job! 
if you promise not to make me cry and never ever tell a lie
when i'm on the road...
you got the job! 
if you love me just for who i am i'll love you back forever
and baby i'm sold...
you got the job!