"Duke Duvet" by Saint Etienne

[intro sample on You're In A Bad Way version:]
Where is your respirator? 
Nicked. 
Hm? 
Captain - kiss tell. 
WHAT? 


[The song is an instrumental] 

[outro sample on You're In A Bad Way version:]
Each year at this time, five-and-twenty past two, I'm
peculiarly partial to a drop of traditional spong-bake.
Purchase or hire thirty-eight ripe spongs. Wheel them home,
and shoot them. Then simply bake them, and eat them once.
The end.