"College Girls Are Easy" by Beastie Boys

Anywhere I go a fly girl will please me, east to west
college girls are easy

This story's kinda funny, its one about honeys, now Debbie
was a girl who used to do it like a bunny. and how about
mona, her hips was like a motor i heard she liked to do it
in the back of a toyota. and then there was amy, now how can
ya blame me? she wanted it so bad she offered to pay me. and
vicki and weezie, both a bit sleezy, cuz all college girls
are just too easy!

anywhere i go a fly girl will please me, east to west
college girls are easy (x2)

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, days a week the college girls be beggin
to get a guy that sexually performs, so whenever i get horny
i go to the dorms. went to the dorms sunday around midnight,
i saw a honey and she gave me an invite to her room and said
that she had been scopin me in english class and now she was
hopin just to talk (yeah right) but now instead, since we
was alone she she had to get me into bed. i nibbled on her
ear and said "i hope youre in condition" then she
got down in the yokalite position, took off her clothes and
said her name was diana, her chest was bigger than the state
of indiana. she said, "lets get busy, i dont wanna lose
ya" and needless to say, i knocked it like a hoosier.

anywhere i go a find girl will please me, east to west
college girls are easy(x2)

yo jess man, those college girls are in the house, word up i
know what youre sayin those college girls be rockin, check
this out before i go on to verse number 3, i wanna see if
they can move, so you mike, help me out one time break it
down to a little something like this.

(oh i cant take no more)

monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and weekends,
thats when im hangin out with my friends. why just, the
other night lookin for a party, we went to the house of some
girls in a sorority. (oh i cant take no more) 
the music was live and the party was a rocker, not all the
girls were cute but they all had big knockers (word) i was
just scopin and hopin and glancin at the college honeys on
the dance floor dancin, thats when i saw the cutie (cutie)
wigglin the booty (booty) i introduced myself as jess she
said her name was judy, i knew that she adored me, but my
friends warned me, judy was the type of girl whos wild and
horny!

anywhere i go a find girl will please me, east to west
college girls are easy (x4)