"Suck It (parody of "Work It")" by D-12

DJ Please, pick up your phone
I'm on the request line

(Bizarre)
This is a Bizarre remix
This ain't Missy Elliot mothafucka (gheh-gheh-gheh)
This is stankin'ass Bizarre, from D12 (yeah) bitch!

Chorus:
Bitches, if you gon' fuck me, then fuck me
Pull my pants down and just suck me *imitating Missy
Elliot's "I put my thang 
down, flip it and reverse it"*
(Mothafucka) I got a big dick, bitch suck me, 
pull my pants down and just fucking pluck me *D12 laughing
in the background*

I don't need to know ya, before I bone ya
Put the pussy on ya, burn ya with ammonia
No numbers, I won't phone ya (bitch)
Niggas I can stank then call me ov-ah (what!)
Knock on the bed I bust on yo sofa
Before you call me ov-ah, shave your cho-cha
You're on your period, ain't cha? 
Go downtown, eat it like Oprah
See my big ass dick don't cha
You want me to stick in your ass don't cha
Have bitches sayin,"But Bizarre..."
Sex so good bitch bought be a car (Work It!)
Need a glass of wat-ah, (bitch) 
Bitch you better get it from you're daughter *silence*

Chorus:
Bitches, if you gon' fuck me, then fuck me
Pull my pants down and just suck me *imitating Missy
Elliot's "I put my thang 
down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*
I got a big dick, bitch suck me, 
pull my pants down and just fucking pluck me *imitating
Missy Elliot's "I put 
my thang down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*

*A cappella* If you a fly bitch, or a hood rat
Don't get your hair done, don't get your nails done
*beat back on* (Hahaha)Girl life it up, so we can toast-ta
Let's get drunk, so I can eat your shown-na
Don't I look like a Cool J post-ta (uh huh)
See that ex playin tricks on ya (uh huh)
Little ass dick you find nev-ah
You never find a fat ass nigga bet-ah
Bitch is hotter than Los Vegas weath-ah
And bitch you got on a mothafuckin' sweat-ah (hahaha)

Chorus:
Bitches, if you gon' fuck me, then fuck me
Pull my pants down and just suck me *imitating Missy
Elliot's "I put my thang 
down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*
I got a big dick, bitch suck me, 
pull my pants down and just fucking pluck me *imitating
Missy Elliot's "I put 
my thang down, flip it and reverse it: repeat"*