Mr. Custer
by Larry Verne

What am I doin here??

Please Mr. Custer, I dont wanna go
Hey, Mr. Custer, please dont make me go
I had a dream last night about the comin fight
Somebody yelled attack!
And there I stood with a arrow in my back.

Please Mr. Custer, I dont wanna go --aaww

SPOKEN: Look at them bushes out there
Theyre moving and theres a injun behind every one
Hey, Mr. Custer-you mind if I be excused the rest of the
afternoon?
HEY CHARLIE, DUCK YER HEAD!!
Hmm, youre a little bit late on that one, Charlie
Hooh, I bet that smarts!

What am I doin here??

Please Mr. Custer, I dont wanna go
Listen, Mr. Custer, please dont make me go
Theres a redskin a-waitin out there, just fixin to take my
hair
A coward Ive been called cuz I dont wanna wind up dead or
bald

Please Mr. Custer, I dont wanna go --aaww

SPOKEN: I wonder what the injun word for friend is
Lets see--friend-- kemo sabe, thats it
KEMO SABE!, HEY OUT THERE, KEMO SABE!
Nope, that itnt it
Look at them durned injuns
Theyre runnin around like a bunch of wild Indians-heh, heh,
heh
Nah, this aint no time for jokin
 

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