Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because Id go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see Ive gone
Completely out of my mind
And theyre coming to take me away ha-haaa
Theyre coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And Ill be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And theyre coming to take me away ha haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know Im utterly mad
And theyre coming to take me away ha haaa
Theyre coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping
birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their
thumbs and toes
And theyre coming to take me away ha haaa
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| I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
Theyll find you yet and when they do
Theyll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt
And theyre coming to take me away ha haaa
Theyre coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And Ill be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And theyre coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping
birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their
thumbs and toes
And theyre coming to take me away ha haaa!
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