Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic, and I'd just like to take
this opportunity to say:
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,
hoping that your new year isn't a torture-filled living
hell,
and that you finally decide to do something worthwhile with
your miserable,
wretched lives.
Thank you
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,
and I'd like to wish you all a merry Christmas and a happy
new year.
And to all my Japanese friends, feliz navidad
Hi, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic,
wishing you and yours a very merry Christmas.
And now, here's a cheery little number I wrote about death,
destruction,
and the end of the world, called "Christmas At Ground
Zero"
Hello, this is "Weird Al" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of
Christmastime.
I still remember when I was a little boy, just waiting for
the big day.
Mom would be cooking up a mess of boisenberry and tunafish
burritos
for our big Christmas dinner,
and dad would be decorating the tree with little bits of
Spam
And then, the big day would finally arrive.
I'd stay up all night and wait for Santa,
a-and when he finally showed up,
we'd all hold his hands down in the waffle maker until he
promised to give us
everything we wanted
Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Well, Merry Christmas everybody, and, let's do lunch
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